Note to self... she's just not that into you, so start thinking of something else. I know you've tried this before. It's becoming so very necessary. Think!
Note to self: focusing on Hebrew is not easy. Try lubing up the grey matter with a little grain alcohol next time.
Self of note: You get taller every time you work out at the gym. And those oblique exercises make your cramps feel like they're going all the way around your gut. Does that mean they're working?
Note to self: Stop farting around and do something. Waiting sucks.
Selfish note: Must find snuggling. Stat.